Download Movie: Bottoms Up

A long time ago I was in a flaming turd of a movie that starred the guy from "The Blue Lagoon". We filmed this little gem on a soundstage next to the soundstage where Jack "U can’t handle the truth!" Nicholson was directing the sequel to one of the greatest films in history - “Chinatown”. One day, when I was waiting to film my oh so original line "Operator! Get me the police!" I snuck on the Joker’s set to see how a real film was made. As I watched Mr. Nicholson do his directing and acting thang I couldn’t help but ponder the question: "How could two movies being filmed under the same roof be so completely different in quality?"

A similar question popped into my head when I fired up a double bill of A Som I Akeelah and Paris Hilton´s Bottom’s Up. Both take place and were filmed on the sunny streets of Los Angeles. So how could Akeelah be so good, so charming, so pleasing to watch and Bottom’s Up be such a gi-normous crap bag? In this case the answer is simple. Paris Hilton. She does more sucking in this film than she did in her sex tape.

So do yourself a favor and watch the young kid rock an excellent performance in Akeelah (6 stars) and then watch Paris do an excellent job of sucking in Bottom’s Up(1 star). Then fire off an email to guywhokickedbrucewillissass@gmail.com and answer this question for me: Are you still considered an underachiever if you overachieve at under achieving? I’ll make sure to pass your thoughts along to Miss Hilton.

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